Dogs: Funny Side Up! by Nola Lee Kelsey

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By Nola Lee Kelsey

From the delightfully skewed brain at the back of complain Unleashed! deal with your self to this year’s wildest learn for household animal fanatics. From Utah’s most sensible neighbors Sanctuary (Nat Geo’s ‘Dogtown’) to the temples of Northern Thailand, Kelsey’s knack for recounting uproarious but bizarrely academic stories bargains readers an outrageously clean standpoint at the global of animal rescue and a existence spent between man’s top neighbors. warning! this isn't your grandmother’s choice of hot, fuzzy, protect puppy stories for the soul. Kelsey’s satirical wit provides a wildly irreverent chew for your funny-bone and won’t allow cross!

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I can’t imagine what it will be.  Pin it to your highest ceiling for safe keeping. House Cleaning for Puppy Owners Step 1: Shampoo the rugs. Step 2: Put the puppy outside. Step 3: Shampoo the rugs. Step 4: Toss now unmatched shoes in the trashcan. Step 5: Nail the trashcan shut. Step 6: Match up your remaining three socks by length not color. Step 7: Restuff unstuffed stuffed animals. Step 8: Separate eyes of stuffed animals from poop using a garden hose and centrifuge. Step 9: Place duct tape over holes in your garden hose.

Back in America, an anonymous source reports that the city of Denver, Colorado has offered both Marines a spot on the town council in the event that they are bitch‐slapped as far out of the service as they deserve to be. ” 32 Dogs: Funny Side Up! One female dog and her offspring can produce 67,000 puppies in 6 years if they are not spayed or neutered! 33 Nola Lee Kelsey The Diva of Dogtown! For some gals fashion is the staple of who they are.  Not bad for a scrappy gal from the streets.  hoarders) probably never recognized what a diva they were about to have on their paws.

Later I could attach a copy of my speech to an application for the Diplomatic Corp. Okay, maybe I needed to go over it one more time, just to iron out the rough edges. Practice Speech Two Just how stupid are you?  That face could take the edge off a samurai sword. Practice Speech Three Excuse me sir, I heard what you said about your dog.  If you feel you can no longer give your pet a good home, perhaps you can take some time (like more than a nanite) to place him 42 Dogs: Funny Side Up!  Then you’ll know your shepherd’s in a good place.

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